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TEST DRIVE MEME ( 006 )

Test Drive Meme #6
Hello, and welcome to LifeAftr! We’re pleased that you’re expressing an interest in the game. Here, you can test the waters, gauge how your character may fare in the world of LifeAftr, and even gain some in-game incentives, if you so choose.

Remember that Reserves will open on December 17th! Due to the holiday season, Applications will be opening on December 26th, with an app period shifted to end on January 2nd instead of the usual timeframe!

Two important notes:
1. LifeAftr's test drives take place on the island of Mu, which exists apart from the real world and possesses a dream-like quality that characters are innately aware of from the moment they appear on its shores. No need to panic or fret. Dreams are odd things, after all - and anything can happen in them. Why would anyone question where their mind chooses to wander in its sleep?

2. Due to the nature of Mu, threads in our test drive can not only be accepted as thread samples in your application, but can be accepted as game canon as well. In fact, certain choices your character makes in Mu have the potential to bear in-game consequences, largely in the form of test drive reward items.

United We Stand
This particular month, Mu has seen fit to recreate the strange, dichotomous island of Monsun. Most of the information regarding this peculiar land can be found in the informational post linked, but as a quick rundown: Monsun's western side is a hot wasteland of a desert prone of disasters and mishaps, but will affect your character's emotional and psychological state in a positive sense, while its eastern side is a verdant forest filled with endless resources...as well as a tendency to bring out the absolute worst of your character.

The western region blazes with a vengeance, the imaginary sun roasting overhead. The psychological effects of this area of island will shine far more kindly upon you than the sun does; your character's best qualities have been brought to light, and the longer they remain here, the more profound those qualities will become.

This is probably a good thing, too. Because those cactus plants on the horizon seem to be moving closer...and closer...

In fact, they aren't really plants at all.
Those who squint may find themselves thinking of another, cuter version of sentient cacti found on other worlds, but the mutual relation to a certain desert plant is where the similarities come to an end. Walking cacti are silent predators who prefer to slowly approach their prey, avoiding being noticed by their targets until it is too late.

Luckily, these creatures do not rely on projectiles to attack. Rather, their needle thin spikes can extend up to one foot out of their bodies in a fast, powerful motion - more than enough to puncture flesh and muscle. If you've ever wanted to try death by acupuncture, these are your kind of monster... but if not, a sharp weapon or fire will certainly help whittle down their numbers.

Regardless, all of your best qualities will come to light quickly in a fight, whether it be courage, diplomacy, compassion, earnest hope, or whatever other positive traits you might bear. Such is Monsun's boon to you.

Divided We Fall
The east, on the other hand, is the polar opposite to that desert wasteland. The sun shines evenly through the thick spread of deciduous canopies, which shade you from the worst of that unforgiving heat. The verdant greenery is perfectly temperate and even tranquil.

A pity that you'll soon find your worst qualities manifesting at a rather rapid rate. The proper Monsun generally gives you a twenty-four hour window before your most despicable traits start to flourish, but Mu, it seems, has sped up the clock significantly.

Scattered across the rich landscape, a herd of deer can be found prancing eagerly about, seemingly oblivious to their potentiality as a food source. In fact, they hardly seem to react to the approach of foreign entities at all. They're quite placid, and content to sit idly back until attacked - at which point they'll do little more than flee at a brisk pace.
What an ideal set of circumstances, truly. But should anyone else impose upon your peace, you'd better hope they don't mind encountering you at your absolute worst.

Don't Fear the Succ
You wake on a boat. It's a very nice boat, make no mistake, weatherbeaten and worn as it may seem, but it's still a boat, and you're still surrounded with lapping waves, as far as the eye can see. Or as far as the eye can sea.

Still, no reason not to make the best of this, right? Just sit back, relax, and let the wind take you wherever it may. You hardly need to eat or sleep in the regular sense in dreams, and this might be a good deal more picturesque than many of the dreams you're probably used to. All told, this is really quite a nice diversion -

Hold on. Did something just bump up against the hull?

Yes, in fact. Something did. Something with long, long, reaching tentacles that will soon snake over the deck to try and grasp your vessel in a death grip much like that of a boa constrictor: designed to crush and destroy.

It seems you've run afoul of that legendary creature of the depths; the one that every sailor most fears.

A kraken.
Hope you're not averse to a little hentai.

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Magnus Burnsides | The Adventure Zone: Balance

[personal profile] proficienciesouttheass 2017-12-23 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[United We Stand]

[ Huh. Well, alright then.

Fair to say he's woken up in weirder places, and he's been to...weird endless desserts before, but still!

You know, you never really think about how warm metal and leather can get before you're fucking cooking in it. But, huh, this scene seems familiar, huh?

He stops and just stands there for a second, watching the weird cactus thing gradually move in his direction. ]


...what the fuck are you?

--

[Divided We Fall]

[ Time to get a-choppin'.

Hard to miss him, running through the woods like a madman. Harder to miss when he entirely misses the edge of a small cliff and goes tumbling down (clank clank clank) and straight into the river.

What the fuck was he doing? Who the hell knows. He was doing a thing.

...it seemed like a good idea at the time.]

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UNITED WE STAND!!

[personal profile] plugout 2017-12-23 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ He is absolutely not here for this. Well. At least it isn't Florida, thank god. On the downside, where the hell is his girlfriend?

Also, his head hurt, because this idiot tripped and fell really hard. Nice. ]


Yeah, I'm cool, I'm just wondering-- hooooooooooly shit, Yuuri, is that you?!

[ wow rhys u did it ]
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united we stand!!!

[personal profile] quadjumps 2017-12-23 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is the skater boy you never asked for, straight out of airlocked

but he has no idea who yuuri is, at least appearance-wise though yuuri would recognize him from the first season's rerun. and like yuuri, yuri is not dressed for this weather. he's wearing his tiger jacket and what appears to be some kind of black body suit.

thankfully, they're on the western side of the desert, so yuri isn't going to be extra cranky. but...he's still yuri. ]


Huh?

[ he turns towards yuuri's voice. actually, it sounds a little familiar, but he can't pinpoint where he's heard it before... ]

...God! Not this shit again!
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[personal profile] doodlebuginette 2017-12-23 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately, stamina was something she had in spades.]

Are you trying to pump me up for your answer, or discourage me from waiting for it?

[She could deal with either way, honestly. But she was curious.]
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[personal profile] doodlebuginette 2017-12-23 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[There's no time to say more than that before the blade is engulfed in flames, and Marinette's eyes are wide. That was impressive. And she'd noticed that the creatures didn't seem terribly fond of it, either.]

That makes sense. Sorry. I guess I'm just not used to... whatever this place is?

[Well that just sounded ridiculous, but it was all she could say to explain it.]

It's nice to meet you. I'm glad you came along when you did.
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[personal profile] doodlebuginette 2017-12-23 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[She's going to take his silence as a yes, and she nods. And then she's back to making as much noise as she can as per their plan.

When his sword swings true and lops through the second tentacle, sending it down to join the first, Marinette fights the urge to grimace. Is this what it was going to be like for the next however long? If nothing else, it seemed simple enough to dispatch of them now that they had a plan.]

Kinda wish it was under more pleasant circumstances, but yea.

[And by this point, she's already on the lookout for the inevitable replacement arm.]
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[personal profile] priforprince 2017-12-23 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
...You're a rather suspicious person.

[ In the sense that you suspect others, of course.

Oddly, this girl not taking her cue doesn't bother her as much as it normally would. Ah, well. A sign Hibiki's perfection continues to increase, she's sure. ]
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👀👀👀

[personal profile] ohshitsweetflips 2017-12-23 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Taako doesn't really have time to take in exactly what he's seeing as it turns into a clanking disasterlanch ending with a majestic splash. Which, at the best of times, is going to be pretty funny, once the Magnus-ness of it sinks in. At this particular juncture, it's outright hilarious, and Taako is wheezing with laughter.

"Holy shit!" Taako is as close to the bank as he dares, which is not very. "Uh, you good, dude?"
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👀 wiggles brows

[personal profile] proficienciesouttheass 2017-12-23 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It won't take long until the Magnussness of the situation makes itself clear.

The water isn't too deep, and it's only a momento before the man is pushing himself up on his hands and knees and coughing out water and possibly a small frog.

"Fuck."

But he doesn't wallow in his soggy misery for long, as he spots the elf a ways away.






He raises a hand.

"Taako!





What the fuck!
!"
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[personal profile] ohshitsweetflips 2017-12-23 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
What's he mean, what the fuck? Taako shrugs, picks his way carefully closer to the bank. If he is at all surprised to see Magnus for the first time in months, he's doing an especially good job of keeping it under wraps. Or maybe dream-logic is keeping things chill, maybe seeing this lunk run into and off of shit is just an incidental feature of his dreams, not worth questioning. "Seems pretty obvious, my dude. You ran off a fucking cliff!" Well, a minor one. But still. Taako will gleefully roast this damp dumbass dry, or die trying. "Thought it was a new rogue thing maybe, surprise-attacking the water."
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[personal profile] proficienciesouttheass 2017-12-23 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Like the Green Arrow dude?"

What?

Well, this is a fucking weird dream. This wet stunt didn't really pan out, but the water pouring out of his chest armor when he gets up feels really realistic.

...oh. Oh god. He hopes he didn't pee the bed or something.

"Whaddya doing out here? Bird-watching and shit?"

[personal profile] scissorhood 2017-12-23 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh... Oh no, that's definitely not good at all. She's just going to remove the mask and see about that coat. Or Red would until she remembers something. She takes out a small flask of water just the thing to restore your SP.

Now, the question is will the stranger choke if she tries to pour the water into their mouth.]
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[personal profile] scissorhood 2017-12-24 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh... this is disgusting...

[Ick. No eating monsters...but she has no choice, really. It's not a Marchen, so... She gently takes it.]

But I guess we don't have a choice. [Beat.] Really? I guess it didn't take everywhere, after all.
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[personal profile] hellawrath 2017-12-24 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
This is some bullshit. Like she doesn't have to deal with gross heat and a bunch of boring, unhelpful nature enough as it is when she's awake. Why couldn't she be dreaming about like a restaurant or something? Maybe a boutique? Whatever. Despite these disgruntled thoughts, Lup remains pretty chill and simply dons her heart-shaped sunglasses, pops open her umbrella and wanders through the desert like it's a beach promenade.

The sight of a bear of a man in heavy leather armor isn't particularly startling, but it doesn't fail to fill her with delight and a surprising rush of warmth. Why wouldn't Magnus be standing in the middle of a desert sweating buckets and grumbling at something? Maybe it's not so bad after all. She calls out with an easy smile on her face. "What d'you got there, buddy?"
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[personal profile] ohshitsweetflips 2017-12-24 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
What is he doing out here, actually. Taako has a moment of puzzlement, quickly averted with a snort. He doesn't owe anyone any explanations. And Magnus as a human water-feature is also kinda funny. "I don't give a shit about birds, not like there's any left after the racket you made. Anyway, where else would I be, you see a Fantasy Marriott anywhere? These are my woods now," he declares, with an airy little wave. If you can't vent about being a homeless forest gremlin to manifestations of your subconscious a little, what's even the point.
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[personal profile] proficienciesouttheass 2017-12-24 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
He does look away from the weird cactus monster, and, deep down, he wishes he could look half as cool in this damn dusty desert as Lup looks right now.

"Oh, hey."

And a half wave, because he's polite.

"You, huh. Got some water with you or somethin'? Maybe a nice soda?"

Can you die from dream dehydration?
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[personal profile] proficienciesouttheass 2017-12-24 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Fair enough."

Splosh splosh splosh, out of the river he goes.

He's still holding his ax. What the hell was he even doing?

Doesn't matter. There's gonna be something around here to fight. Dude's just a bouncing ball of muscles.

"So, huh, anything to do around here?"

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[personal profile] hellawrath 2017-12-24 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay, pretty much everyone wishes they could look as cool as Lup just in general. At his question, she smiles sympathetically and drops the knapsack from her shoulder. "I got something better, hold on." Aand she flips him a coconut, because this is how beach elves do. "You got an axe, right? Crack that bad boy right open and enjoy."

While he's presumably doing that, Lup finally checks out the sights in the distance and spots some cactii that are suspiciously ambulatory. She's got some beef with walking shrubs and one ear twitches pre-nervously but they're some ways away still. No reason to light anything up quite yet. "You know, if you wanna take off just like, one piece of armor, I promise I won't tell anyone."
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[personal profile] proficienciesouttheass 2017-12-24 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
He catches the coconut and turns it around in his hand with a "oooo!"

He sets it down on a rock, and he's barely paying attention to the...eepy creepy walking cacti bug things anymore.

"One fancy shmancy island drink comic up."

Chop!

"Can't do that. Got a reputation to maintain. You know how it goes.

Want some?"

Now it's just some sweet desert time. Never mind that the shield strapped to his back is probably burning a hole somewhere nearby....
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[personal profile] serrata 2017-12-24 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm-- I should be asking you the same question, shouldn't I?!

[ She feels blindsided, completely unable to settle her train of thought into something coherent. And how can she, when Megu-nee is right here, alive and well like that rainy night in the school had never happened?

This is impossible. Absolutely impossible. ]


Did you come from... from school? Or maybe--?
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[personal profile] hellawrath 2017-12-24 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Right, what was she thinking, can't let his guard down around some rocks and plants. She snorts fondly and accepts the offered coconut shell. "For sure, for sure. Forget I said anything." She knocks her shell against his in a lil toast before taking a sip, hip cocked elegantly like she's at the sort of party where the drink doesn't have a tiny umbrella in it so much as a bunch of shrimp lining the rim. Now that would be fancy. But this is honestly pretty sweet just the way it is? Loads better than most dreams in recent memory.

Eyeing the approaching cacti across the rim of her glasses, she hums consideringly. "So obviously I could blow these ugly ass pin cushions into next week before they get anywhere near us. But how about we have some fun first?"
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[personal profile] serrata 2017-12-24 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ She nods -- no point in yelling over all this commotion -- and turns her attention back to the mass of tentacles still wriggling its way over the side of the boat. None of them are close enough to warrant a swipe with the blade and she can keep most of them back with stomps and kicks. But it's getting to the point where the... thing's irritation it starting to outstep its desire to avoid getting hurt and she's not sure how long she can keep all this up. ]

Please tell me you're almost done!
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[personal profile] serrata 2017-12-24 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ A pause. She just stares at him for a second, like she's sure she's hallucinating in the desert heat. And then the spluttering starts. ]

I'm-- Rhys-san? [ well it's definitely Yuuri at least ] Did you just end up here as well? N--no, I should probably ask... where were you before here?
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[personal profile] plugout 2017-12-24 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ah, that's definitely Yuuri. Man, he even grins. It's familiar, but uh... man, he hopes they weren't brought here to have to kill each other again. ]

What are you talking about? I was in that simulation-- th, the simulation of Florida! With, you know, Angel and Finn and everyone else! The ones who died, I mean, obviously.
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[personal profile] serrata 2017-12-24 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe it's terrible that she's relieved but -- well, she can't help it. At the very least it means Florida isn't Floridone. Not for sure, anyway. ]

Good... w--well, I mean, it's not good that you're there but I'm--

[ She's so tired but the smile she gives him is certainly bright enough. ]

I'm so glad to see you. Are you alright?

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