[You know what, just kick him in the dick, because he has nooo idea what cans of worms he has opened with his presence here, wherever that may be. He slumps and pouts like a... Well, an inconsiderate moron.]
Huh? What, really? But that's, like, my best--
[Partway through whining about how well he can burp the alphabet ("it's a captivating performance," said no-one ever), he suddenly remembers that his awesome party tricks weren't the thing on his mind!]
Waitwaitwaitwait! No! That's not it! Come here.
[He drags Ichimatsu over to the corner of the "room," where the beer and money are.]
aku aku amiibo...
Huh? What, really? But that's, like, my best--
[Partway through whining about how well he can burp the alphabet ("it's a captivating performance," said no-one ever), he suddenly remembers that his awesome party tricks weren't the thing on his mind!]
Waitwaitwaitwait! No! That's not it! Come here.
[He drags Ichimatsu over to the corner of the "room," where the beer and money are.]
That's it.