[This is only getting worse. Why did he try and do something that was supposed to make things make more sense and it's Only Getting Worse.

Also, since when was being grievously injured not the end of the world for a mortal?]

Well, I, uhm-- you've probably removed the element of surprise there, so.

[Why?? Is this child?? Offering???]

You seem to be very nonplussed about this whole ordeal.