[ He seems about to say something else but-- ] Of course I'm a skeleton!! What other kind of monster could I possibly be?? [ Wait, wait, no hang on he's learned something from being around humans a bit more. He has to give.............the speech. ]

...Human! I realise that perhaps...skeletons may be scary to you!! I have become aware that humans also have skeletons, but inside?? And seeing skeletons walking around...is not something humans are used to!!

But!! There is nothing to worry about!! Because!!

I am an extremely great and extremely friendly skeleton!!

[ He nods sagely, scarf fluttering dramatically in the wind. The golem winds up for another swing in the background.......... ]