It's fine! It's fine, I know what I'm doing, obviously, so-- [A stray ember jumps up from the fire and heads Varian's way. He yelps slightly as he leans away to avoid it... and then coughs.] Totally... under control.

[Clearing his throat again.]

Okay, well. Action-y. Do you have something that works? Because I don't know what action-packed stories I've got up my sleeve, unless I just start reciting a Flynn Rider book I read.

...Or I guess I could tell the story of the Corona Science Expo, that was, ah, pretty crazy.