[Her eyes say wow, but her heart says this story is bullshit. There's a misunderstanding in this tale because a cat would never cheat its way into someone's good graces. They're always doing their kitty best.

The fire doesn't seem to share her troubles-it flares back to life at the tale, drowning out the sound of the weird dream monster growling in the midst.]

That's a good story, but we should change-

[A pause, as she wonders the best part to switch up. Probably the end. That wasn't a happily ever after for all parties-time to fix that.]

The cat took the ring across the roof and met the dog by the door. They walked in together and said wroof and nya and the family gave them a big dinner.