Jesus, is that a grenade? [God he wants more weapons than just a pistol now. Give him a rocket launcher, that should've taken the Meta's head clean off, god damn it.
But no. Of course Wash has a grenade that he's going to blow up a bunch of zombie robot nurses in an endless abandoned asylum hospital for sci-fi TB or something. And it's going to look awesome, except that they're cool guys who don't look at explosions, because they'll be running their asses off.
Church is still ready, though. Breathing heavy but steady. Even if he doesn't need to breathe, because robots don't breathe. He hasn't needed to breathe in...what, two years? Has it been that long since Caboose offed his fucking body? So he's ready when the mark comes. He'll bowl robots over if he has to. How much damage can they really do with this kind of armor slapped on them?
Maybe don't find out. Good plan. Or, the only plan that matters. Good thing he likes not being caught better than flipping out at Wash for being Wash for the moment.]
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But no. Of course Wash has a grenade that he's going to blow up a bunch of zombie robot nurses in an endless abandoned asylum hospital for sci-fi TB or something. And it's going to look awesome, except that they're cool guys who don't look at explosions, because they'll be running their asses off.
Church is still ready, though. Breathing heavy but steady. Even if he doesn't need to breathe, because robots don't breathe. He hasn't needed to breathe in...what, two years? Has it been that long since Caboose offed his fucking body? So he's ready when the mark comes. He'll bowl robots over if he has to. How much damage can they really do with this kind of armor slapped on them?
Maybe don't find out. Good plan. Or, the only plan that matters. Good thing he likes not being caught better than flipping out at Wash for being Wash for the moment.]