[He did not know that. He only fumbles the catch a little, almost opens it upside down before he remembers that maybe he should think this through and not make an idiot of himself in front of the lady, sits up as well as he can (what a fucking core workout, if he had a core), and starts pouring.
And when it does wash from his ankle, he drops unceremoniously onto his ass.]
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I knew that.
[He did not know that. He only fumbles the catch a little, almost opens it upside down before he remembers that maybe he should think this through and not make an idiot of himself in front of the lady, sits up as well as he can (what a fucking core workout, if he had a core), and starts pouring.
And when it does wash from his ankle, he drops unceremoniously onto his ass.]
Ow.