[He shot her a look, because while she wasn't wrong, she wasn't throwing some faith his way, either. Trampled? Ha. He was faster than they were, way more nimble; he could totally dodge.
...Well, at least some of them. There were...a lot.
Fuck. Okay, so maybe this wasn't the best idea in the world. But could you blame him when riding one really looked like so much fun, like one of the covers of those old fantasy novels that always had the big-breasted, mostly naked-armored chick painted across it.]
YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE IT MORE EXCITING
...Well, at least some of them. There were...a lot.
Fuck. Okay, so maybe this wasn't the best idea in the world. But could you blame him when riding one really looked like so much fun, like one of the covers of those old fantasy novels that always had the big-breasted, mostly naked-armored chick painted across it.]
Then what's your genius plan?