[Listen, we're pretty much all in agreement here that underground caves are the worst. Especially ones that nerf you even more all to shit than you already were. What's Lup, Enso's most popular and powerful wizard, supposed to do with a fucking sword? Make shadow shish kebab? This is a dumb nightmare she really didn't fucking need on her plate and she trudges down a corridor with her hackles raised and her long ears tense like radar dishes.
So it's the faint scraping sounds, combined with the occasional huff or grunting, that she notices first. Aw hell. What kind of monstrosity is shambling her way now? If it's a crystal golem she is fucking out, she will stab herself with the shitty sword, hand to god. Hey, she just figured out a use for it!
But Lup didn't end up in the Trial of the Patient for nothing and will absolutely shout down the steep incline rather than waiting for whatever to come for her ass.]
I'm warning you! I've dunked on way bigger things than you and I am not in the fucking mood!
/smashes B for tortles
So it's the faint scraping sounds, combined with the occasional huff or grunting, that she notices first. Aw hell. What kind of monstrosity is shambling her way now? If it's a crystal golem she is fucking out, she will stab herself with the shitty sword, hand to god. Hey, she just figured out a use for it!
But Lup didn't end up in the Trial of the Patient for nothing and will absolutely shout down the steep incline rather than waiting for whatever to come for her ass.]
I'm warning you! I've dunked on way bigger things than you and I am not in the fucking mood!