[Tortles can't see in the dark, so try as Eska might, they can't get a good sense of who the person calling out is. Hopefully, it's not another one of those hostile things! They weren't that talkative, right?]
Unless dunking on someone entails becoming their friend and loving and supporting them emotionally and also maybe physically, because I think I'm kind of wedged between the walls a bit. Then, please, I would love to be extremely dunked on!
[All of this is accompanied by more of the awkward clonks of shell hitting stone. They've actually managed to back themself up against the wall a bit, but if anything, it's even worse: their nose is smooshed against the floor and their feet are just sort of sticking up in the air uselessly. Clearly the monastic tradition they truly belong to is Clown College. This is working out for nobody.]
please allow 6-8 weeks for tortle delivery
[Tortles can't see in the dark, so try as Eska might, they can't get a good sense of who the person calling out is. Hopefully, it's not another one of those hostile things! They weren't that talkative, right?]
Unless dunking on someone entails becoming their friend and loving and supporting them emotionally and also maybe physically, because I think I'm kind of wedged between the walls a bit. Then, please, I would love to be extremely dunked on!
[All of this is accompanied by more of the awkward clonks of shell hitting stone. They've actually managed to back themself up against the wall a bit, but if anything, it's even worse: their nose is smooshed against the floor and their feet are just sort of sticking up in the air uselessly. Clearly the monastic tradition they truly belong to is Clown College. This is working out for nobody.]