[Eska chirps brightly, as if being stuck ass over teakettle in a lightless Hell Labyrinth of Fuck Shit is totally normal and commonplace. Who hasn't had this happen to them, right?
Yeah, okay, nobody's buying that. Their smile gets a little sheepish as they wobble those giant paddle-feet uselessly.]
...Okay, um, maybe I have been better. This, just between you and me? This sort of sucks. I think I have moss up my nose.
I hate to impose on a stranger, but would you mind giving me a little nudge? I think if I can just get a little momentum, I'll be right on my feet!
oh shit turtles are busting down your door as we speak
[Eska chirps brightly, as if being stuck ass over teakettle in a lightless Hell Labyrinth of Fuck Shit is totally normal and commonplace. Who hasn't had this happen to them, right?
Yeah, okay, nobody's buying that. Their smile gets a little sheepish as they wobble those giant paddle-feet uselessly.]
...Okay, um, maybe I have been better. This, just between you and me? This sort of sucks. I think I have moss up my nose.
I hate to impose on a stranger, but would you mind giving me a little nudge? I think if I can just get a little momentum, I'll be right on my feet!