[Jester feigns innocence as she tries to think of other secrets!!!]

Oh, I know all kinds of secrets! You know this guy from across the ocean, his name is, hmm, I think it was Something Lahad? Anyway, his secret is he really likes it when he doesn't orgasm.

[The completely matter-of-fact way Jester just lays that all out there is incredibly jarring, probably.]

Oh, and there's this guy Duke Kernowy, super famous noble guy, he really likes feet. Like, in a sexy way. Also, he's cheating on his husband.