[On cue, Klaus is always here to make things awful. Where Five sees a calm, tropical paradise, Klaus sees an opportunity.
As penance for making a Fight Club reference, I will now self-flagellate thrice for every subscription to my Twitch channel.
Anyway. The point is, Klaus is not deterred by the promise of life imprisonment. Life is already a prison, man!!!!! He immediately resumes trying to light the brush, but it's, well, not the driest piece of flora around, considering it's literally a few feet away from the ocean.]
You only get life in prison if you kill someone. Which... almost all of us have done.
[Klaus falters in his arson attempts for a second, thinking about. Murder. You know, kid stuff.
Luckily, dear old dad's rich and powerful enough that he can get away with training kids to engage heavily in vigilantism. But, like, he's still a child who's killed people, which is very cool.]
Well. Our records will get trashed when we turn 18, at least.
[And with that altogether uninformed and naive thought, Klaus returns to fussing with his flint. Listen, Klaus isn't here to know laws, he's here to uphold them. While simultaneously breaking them.]
pretend i didn't already take up all 100 of my slots and totally have kid icons
[On cue, Klaus is always here to make things awful. Where Five sees a calm, tropical paradise, Klaus sees an opportunity.
As penance for making a Fight Club reference, I will now self-flagellate thrice for every subscription to my Twitch channel.
Anyway. The point is, Klaus is not deterred by the promise of life imprisonment. Life is already a prison, man!!!!! He immediately resumes trying to light the brush, but it's, well, not the driest piece of flora around, considering it's literally a few feet away from the ocean.]
You only get life in prison if you kill someone. Which... almost all of us have done.
[Klaus falters in his arson attempts for a second, thinking about. Murder. You know, kid stuff.
Luckily, dear old dad's rich and powerful enough that he can get away with training kids to engage heavily in vigilantism. But, like, he's still a child who's killed people, which is very cool.]
Well. Our records will get trashed when we turn 18, at least.
[And with that altogether uninformed and naive thought, Klaus returns to fussing with his flint. Listen, Klaus isn't here to know laws, he's here to uphold them. While simultaneously breaking them.]