deadlylittlething: (yeah well)
Number Five ([personal profile] deadlylittlething) wrote in [community profile] aftr_ooc 2019-04-28 06:06 pm (UTC)

i just realized they get along bc they're the only chaotic neutral fuckers in this family

[Shockingly, Klaus has like half of a point about their body count, though Five is just about to miss the height of the Academy's crime fighting days. He gives a conceding little shrug that probably still manages to be condescending somehow. He just wasn't expecting Klaus to know a single true thing about laws. Or, you know, anything really.]

Right, because Dad can't show us off like trained monkeys if you guys are all stuck in jail. [Because obviously jail isn't of any concern to him. He rolls his eyes and nods over towards some driftwood further away from the ocean.]

Try that one, it's been in the sun longer.

[That's the nice thing about Klaus - he's stupid in a way that makes him easily led. Five doesn't even have to get his own hands dirty. Not that he usually gets caught, he's too smart for that, but it's just even easier with his brother around.]

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