[Crowley, in all his leggy glory, nearly faceplants on the ground because he stumbles so hard after hearing that.

He manages to catch himself, at least. So some of his dignity remains intact.]

Sorry, hold up, they're a god? Who's-- wh-- [Hello triple 9 he's having a stroke.] There's only one God, and She's not much for stories. I mean, that's not true, depends on the story, but She doesn't go around calling Herself anything like that.