[Once or twice, Crowley's been known to make a half-decent point about something or rather, so long as it's his turn with the braincell that he and Aziraphale share.]

Oh, I dunno, Jonah never had good things to say about that whole business.

[Has Crowley actually met Jonah, of and the whale fame, or is he just being a bit of a bastard? Can two things be true at once? Tune in next tag to find out.]

Not yet, but if you'd like to be the first sacrifice to the weird cat-god, be my guest.