What?? [How dare she, for shame, now he's offended!!] Hey! Don't compare me to that thing! Look at it, it's got no bones at all! It's nothing but wobbly... flesh. And... and cat hair.

[Judging by the way he says that dreaded f-word, you'd think flesh was the most disgusting thing in the universe. Which it is, pretty much. He can't stand to look at the catpile again.]

What do you expect me to do, walk around yelling I'm a skeleton? Come on, I don't need to try harder to be a pest!