You can't just abandon it, angel. It's as frightened as you are.

[Crowley thinks himself a rather good caretaker, and his confidence in quelling the poor thing's crying is quite high. He beckons it closer so that he can scoop it into his arms.]

I don't. At first I thought perhaps I forgot to sober up but we both know dragons aren't real.

[He glances up a bit at Aziraphale while fussing with the dragon.]

You've never dreamed before, have you? Wait, this doesn't make sense. I'm explaining dreams to my projection of you inside of my dream... this is the plot of an over-hyped movie.