Co'aunting. We're doing very well. It looks very, very happy.

[It doesn't at all? Not one bit? It looks like it regrets ever being born, even as she reaches forward to lightly pet the back of its baby dragon spine.]

Eat slow, slow. If you get heartburn, it's okay. We'll throw water on you and it'll go away.

[That's not. That's not how this works.]