"Nnnoooo no no no no shit!" Roman hisses and picks up the pace, waving his tail awkwardly behind him for balance. He has to catch this goose! He couldn't be blinded on these stupid islands! He wasn't a skilled enough shapeshifter to change the make-up of his eyeballs so that he could see good.

"C'mere!" Roman makes a few clucking sounds with his tongue. "Pss ps ps ps goosey! C'mere!"

He reaches out one hand for anything, a tailfeather if that!