[With a twitch, Ichimatsu's ears seemingly fold back down into non-existence, his tail not long to follow. Now he has exactly zero (0) redeeming qualities. He also doesn't seem to be in a hurry to climb out of the ditch he's found himself in, now that he's at least upright again.]

Matches are actually useful, you know? Especially here. Come to think of it, glowsticks would be, too. Maybe being a party peep will actually work out for you... as long as you don't get blown up by dick-monsters.

[what in the actual f is he talking about]