[The sound of howling beats out the scream of monkeys for a moment as Keaton gets into a fight. Coconuts fly, claws sink into monkeys, but before too long Keaton shows up on the beach with two monkey corpses over his shoulders.]
Man, they sure put up a fight... Hey, anyone stuck for food?! Sink your fangs into this!
[And he plops the monkeys down in the sand just like that. Dinner is served! ... Just ignore the sound of monkeys rushing closer through the jungle to find they guy who attacked them. It's fine.]
Motherclucker
[The eggs might look tasty, but Keaton isn't here for the bludroc's eggs. Instead he's rushing in and snatching dropped feathers, broken nests, old eggshells- A whole assortment of junk basically.
Every time he grabs something he makes a mad dash to avoid being pecked and screeched at, leaving his collection of trash in a small pile... And then he rushes back in again. Rinse and repeat.
He is going to have so much fun sorting through this treasure pile later. So much.]
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Awooooo!!
[The sound of howling beats out the scream of monkeys for a moment as Keaton gets into a fight. Coconuts fly, claws sink into monkeys, but before too long Keaton shows up on the beach with two monkey corpses over his shoulders.]
Man, they sure put up a fight... Hey, anyone stuck for food?! Sink your fangs into this!
[And he plops the monkeys down in the sand just like that. Dinner is served! ... Just ignore the sound of monkeys rushing closer through the jungle to find they guy who attacked them. It's fine.]
Motherclucker
[The eggs might look tasty, but Keaton isn't here for the bludroc's eggs. Instead he's rushing in and snatching dropped feathers, broken nests, old eggshells- A whole assortment of junk basically.
Every time he grabs something he makes a mad dash to avoid being pecked and screeched at, leaving his collection of trash in a small pile... And then he rushes back in again. Rinse and repeat.
He is going to have so much fun sorting through this treasure pile later. So much.]