You telling me you wouldn't say anything if a coconut crashed into you? Like anyone would just stand there and take it without saying anything... Unless you're Azura or something.

[Okay she would probably say something if you threw a coconut at her, but she's like the walking definition of stoic to Keaton. ANYWAY.

He folds his arms at that, choosing to not even dignify that mutt comment with an answer! Not that he needs to. His tail visible bristles and twitches a little, those ears of his lowering slightly. That's harsh dude.]