What? Doesn't it take years to become a doctor? What, he was too busy to come up with a good excuse?!

[ Marcille put her hand to her face, rubbing at her temple. ]

Arrrgh, fine. I've got a story, too. Once upon a time, there was an idiot ranger who decided he was hungry in the middle of a magical dungeon. So he had a bright idea: waltz into some magical paintings and eat the food there.

It didn't work and he almost died, even thought I clearly warned him it was a bad idea. The end!