[ Oh my god, she's adorable. Humans outside of the game could be so sweet and non-disturbing as if they were built that way! He's thoroughly entertained, and will pull out the whole showmanship act. ]

Well, this, my lady-- [ He gestures to the one he laid out before her. ] Is a cure all to end all. Sickness, that is! Pain, injury, internal bleeding, external bleeding, all you need is to drink it and your pain will go away as your body patches itself up. It's truly amazing! Though the bottle is a single dosage, it's worth it for that time when you're in a nick of trouble and need to be at full health to get away!

And today--

[ false drumroll ]

It's free!