[Yeah, you, you sad person on a dick raft or something. You're being hailed by a man on a shark! It's just a literal living shark and he is riding it like a horse and everybody seems super cool with this arrangement.
It's fine.
Judging from his...well, sharklike grin as he leans against Sharpedo's dorsal fin, Archie is very well aware of most people's probable reactions to this. What, he can't milk it a little?]
Need a ride? Water's risin' fast!
I'm gonna be your number two
[Alternately: these dirt things are Pokemon, right? They sure look more like a Pokemon than an "animal", which in Archie's limited experience are usually not very elemental in nature. Whatever they are, they don't seem interested in fighting, so he's just crouched a safe distance away, watching one.
Once one seems to take notice of him, Archie holds his hand out, offering it some sort of berry he found around. He doesn't move as it starts to sniff the air and approach.]
Heeey, little guy. Th' hell're you supposed to be? [it's also not super small but okay the man has a shark]
Archie | Pokemon / Trustfell AU, can't stop won't stop
HEY!
[Yeah, you, you sad person on a dick raft or something. You're being hailed by a man on a shark! It's just a literal living shark and he is riding it like a horse and everybody seems super cool with this arrangement.
It's fine.
Judging from his...well, sharklike grin as he leans against Sharpedo's dorsal fin, Archie is very well aware of most people's probable reactions to this. What, he can't milk it a little?]
Need a ride? Water's risin' fast!
I'm gonna be your number two
[Alternately: these dirt things are Pokemon, right? They sure look more like a Pokemon than an "animal", which in Archie's limited experience are usually not very elemental in nature. Whatever they are, they don't seem interested in fighting, so he's just crouched a safe distance away, watching one.
Once one seems to take notice of him, Archie holds his hand out, offering it some sort of berry he found around. He doesn't move as it starts to sniff the air and approach.]
Heeey, little guy. Th' hell're you supposed to be? [it's also not super small but okay the man has a shark]