I'm not takin' safety lessons from a guy who's about to drown in sand.

[ Compare to him, the Safety Genius, who has avoided almost drowning for over one continuous minute and counting!! Speaking of being a safety genius, though — he gets close enough to reach it, muddy fingers outstretched, and has a sudden gruesome mental image of losing his balance and falling on the dude, or his sword, or both. That'd be just about his luck. ]

Actually, uh— just kidding. Throw it over there. [ To a spot that looks like it might be okay, and if it's not, the guy's just gonna have to lose his weird sword. ] I need both your hands.