[ He's just extracting his boots from quicksand like an idiot. Everyone has to do this sometimes, probably... He stomps back around (now his feet are gross, too, this is great), holding out his hand: an outmoded and way-too-sharp monk's spade just kind of conveniently appears in it. He offers the less ridiculously dangerous end to Guren. ]
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[ He's just extracting his boots from quicksand like an idiot. Everyone has to do this sometimes, probably... He stomps back around (now his feet are gross, too, this is great), holding out his hand: an outmoded and way-too-sharp monk's spade just kind of conveniently appears in it. He offers the less ridiculously dangerous end to Guren. ]
Watch out, it's sharp. [ Dick. ]