Player: Zero
Contact: arrpee and zero#8942 on discord; feel free to add if you don't mind pointless rp blather!
Tell us about yourself: PST, they/them, one third of ur modteam
Character: Tim Wright of Marble Hornets (postictal), The Drifter of Hyper Light Drifter (hyperlit), and Gabe Goodman of Next to Normal (ungrieved)
Permissions/Opt-Outs: TIM | DRIFTER | GABE
Tell us about them:

TIM is a CRAU, a chain-smoker, a depressed boy, and is in the process of unwittingly adopting a great deal of children. He's chock-full of mental health shit so feel free to give his opt-out/permissions post a poke if you're like "uh zero what the fuck is this". He's bizarrely adjusted in some ways and shoveling himself deeper in his own shit in others, but he's doing his best to be like, slightly more organized as a person than he has in the past. Last month he got in touch with his inner "let me help people" and tried to do some nice stuff for the kids and people around the island which is weird because this is maybe the first time he willingly did something nice just for the hell of it. Look at that he's growing.

THE DRIFTER is a silent, blue-skinned wanderer who communicates via sign language and/or a little bobbing sprite thing that hovers by their shoulder and projects text. They're suffering from an incurable terminal illness and learning what it is to live in a world where people Aren't Fantasy Racist. They're just a good bean.

GABE is a walking spoiler and a tiny baby who looks like he's seventeen years old but is in actuality something like eighteen months and behaves about as maturely as you'd expect. Routinely mocking, frequently cruel, and still adapting to what it is to live in a body made of flesh and blood. He has no conceptualization of his limits while constantly trying to push into those of others. He has a 95% chance of latching onto literally anyone he comes across so that he can either a) harass them nonstop or b) project his weird idea of what a family should be like onto them. He's actually learning to be like, in a mortal human body now, so that's nice I guess.

Current plans:

TIM is likely to try and fit in with the populace of Ai'tuoh in the interest of not causing a scene but he's also liable to fail if he catches someone he knows getting on the wrong side of the law, because he'll want to intervene and that will probably go...Bad. He has the cautious instinct going for him but his desire to Help The People He Gets Attached To is likely to bite him in the ass.

THE DRIFTER is...fucked. They're fucked. They're used to being fucked thanks to fantasy racists giving them a hard time in their universe, but their clothing is too bright and they carry too many weapons anD THEY COMMUNICATE VIA WRITTEN TEXT SO. yeah. theyre Fucked pretty much immediately. whoops. who wants to be jail buddies.

GABE is........shoCKINGLY AND HORRIFYINGLY the most likely of my trio to last the longest??? god this is awful. as long as he cuts off his pockets or stitches them shut he'll make it through fine. thanks to the Shit that january shoveled on him he's way less likely to make a scene just for the hell of it than he was in the past. He might even be encouraged to raise a little ruckus and steal shit because he's probably not gonna like these people too much lmao

Anything else: