eudaimonikos: (critique of pure reason)
Michael ([personal profile] eudaimonikos) wrote in [community profile] aftr_ooc 2018-11-15 02:20 am (UTC)

Michael | The Good Place

i. welcome to the jungle

[Michael, for one, is absolutely not at all inclined to leave the path! He is getting plenty of nature right where he is, thanks very much. The only reason he's bothering to walk through the forest at all is because there hadn't been much of anything where he was, and there's got to be people somewhere around here, right?

He's wearing a full business suit, but the heat and humidity don't really seem to be bothering him. He's keeping up a good pace, scanning the area as he does. The jungle sounds are largely unfamiliar to him, and there's a lot of plants and stuff here that he's never seen in person before. Bright flowers that he didn't bother with in the neighborhood, weird shrubs that may or may not have just blinked...

...Michael stops.]


...huh.

[He glances up and down the path, and then snaps a branch off the nearest tree. And chucks it at the weird bush. It snaps at it with large, horrific jaws that seem to sprout out of nowhere.]

Oh! Look at that! [Michael seems surprised and delighted by this! This may change, depending on what the mimicry does when it's finished chewing up that stick.]

ii. yearly review

[Michael's no stranger to psychological torture. He knows Shawn can't really be here, so he's held up under whatever's happening here well enough until now. It's not like he cares about Shawn's opinion anymore anyway. Right? He wasn't even that great a choice; Michael thinks he could give whoever created this a few pointers.

Now, though, things are starting to get physical.]


How the hell - ? [To anyone else, it looks like Michael's being dragged by the arm towards the ocean. He's fighting back against the pulling. He and his foe seem to be fairly evenly matched, even though his dress shoes aren't getting much traction in the sand.] Let go! That isn't even a real retirement, you're just going to drown me. Is that what we're doing now? Waterboarding? Real creative, Shawn.

[He takes a swing.

you wanna watch an old man get into some kind of weird fight with the air]

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