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TEST DRIVE MEME ( 017 )

Test Drive Meme #17
Hello, and welcome to LifeAftr! We’re pleased that you’re expressing an interest in the game. Here, you can test the waters, gauge how your character may fare in the world of LifeAftr, and even gain some in-game incentives, if you so choose.

Remember that Reserves will open on November 17th, and Applications on November 24th!

Two important notes:
1. LifeAftr's test drives take place on the island of Mu, which exists apart from the real world and possesses a dream-like quality that characters are innately aware of from the moment they appear on its shores. No need to panic or fret. Dreams are odd things, after all - and anything can happen in them. Why would anyone question where their mind chooses to wander in its sleep?

2. Due to the nature of Mu, threads in our test drive can not only be accepted as thread samples in your application, but can be accepted as game canon as well. In fact, certain choices your character makes in Mu have the potential to bear in-game consequences, largely in the form of test drive reward items.

Is Anyone There?
What initially promises to be a relaxing island getaway is anything but. The tropical backdrop is all there - swaying palms, crystalline shores, white sand beaches, the whole hog. It's as idyllic as Ensō ever gets in the real world, the waters sparkling just that much more with a polish of dream-shine.

The real problem here is that you're not alone.

While they might be little more than a misted, formless shape at first, they'll rapidly take a more solid form as time goes on: a specter of a single person of great emotional significance. Whoever you might be seeing, they're here to rouse some aspect of your life that was not fully resolved. Someone you did not mourn, someone you did not grieve, someone you loved, someone you cut ties with unkindly, someone who represents a chapter in your life that you have thus far sought to repress.
Tailing you relentlessly, refusing to be ignored or brushed aside or forgotten, this specter is hungry for your attention to the exclusion of all else. They will bring every painful association to light and rub those wounds raw, to a terrifyingly parasitic extent. They crave your attention, your love, your devotion, your fear. They are tethered to you, and cannot tolerate the thought that you might pay attention to anyone or anything else.

However they might have been in life, however fondly or not you may remember them, this shadow of them is merely that: a shadow. Desperate for your attention, and likely to grow jealous if you dare direct it anywhere else. They can't live without you. Why should you get to live without them?

In fact...why should you get to live at all? If you don't give them the attention they crave, they might start to demand it a shade more vigorously. They're only going to grow more solid as time wears on - and while no one but you can see them, they have the power to affect you very physically if they so choose.

Choose Your Own Adventure
What you have before you, dear traveler, is a very linear path forward. Deep, tropical woodland, jungle-like in texture and evening-dark, and a well-trodden path that stretches onward in a seemingly infinite, winding road. There is no way to go but backwards or forwards. Or, for the particularly brave...well, you could try moving off the beaten path, but we wouldn't recommend it. As it happens, the surrounding vegetation in this area is mostly comprised of a very irritating sort of foe.

As it happens, most traditional mimics take the form of wooden chests to befuddle and then snack upon any intrepid explorers foolish enough to open a container without checking for teeth first. Such is not always the case, however!
Mimicries are what we will tentatively dub...distant cousins of your more conventional mimic. In the waking world, most of them prefer to assume the form of bushes, waiting for an unsuspecting traveler to tread upon the roots that will then snap around their ankles and reel them in, leaves parting to reveal a row of very nasty, very pointed jaws. Tonight, on Mu, their aptitude at blending into the vegetation to prey on the absent-minded explorer is out in full force.

While mimicries are very skilled at impersonating their surroundings, there are plenty of holes in their disguise for those keen of eye. An alert enough traveler may glimpse a pair of yellow, reptilian eyes blinking out from the vegetation before they fade just as fast. Mimicries are highly hostile, prone to attacking once they feel you've drawn close enough for them to take a good chomp, and don't tend to let go of their prey until either it is dead or they are. Armed with spiny teeth and a terrier-like refusal of relinquish their grip under any circumstances, mimicries can vary from genuine danger to outright irritant.

The good news is that, despite their number, mimicries are terribly vulnerable to fire. Happy hunting!

Caught in the Rainbow Current
On the more peaceful side of things, you're also liable to wake on a much quieter island destination - and this time, neither ghosts from your past nor RPG-styled foes will be there to spoil your stay!

Instead, you can take heart in the drifting, multicolored lights that shimmer off the seafoam and flotsam. A bale of kaleidoshells are passing through this region, and they're certainly taking their time in doing so. Resembling a cross between turtles and dugongs, kaleidoshells are so named for their distinctive radiance. Their scales and rainbow-colored shells can get as large as six feet across. The shifting colors on their backs are both bright and reflective. A vast enough number of kaleidoshells can allow for the illusion of an underwater aurora borealis, which is precisely what is occurring now.
Kaleidoshells are placid and peaceable creatures by nature in addition to being unfailingly pretty to look at. As they are largely sea-dwelling, their presence in the archipelago is usually seasonal. However, despite the autumn season, Mu has elected to make an exception. Kaleidoshells are particularly slow and unwieldy on land, and thus not much of a threat, but you're probably better off not trying to poach their eggs. They do, however, make a very fine sight around the waters of Mu, especially in this artificial evening. Luminescent, their rainbow patterns glow underwater with the dim pulse of drifting mood lights.

So relax, take in the sights...or wade in to swim alongside them, if you like. They won't mind the company, and there's something singularly enchanting about getting to swim in the tide of a rainbow.


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eudaimonikos: (critique of pure reason)

Michael | The Good Place

[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2018-11-15 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
i. welcome to the jungle

[Michael, for one, is absolutely not at all inclined to leave the path! He is getting plenty of nature right where he is, thanks very much. The only reason he's bothering to walk through the forest at all is because there hadn't been much of anything where he was, and there's got to be people somewhere around here, right?

He's wearing a full business suit, but the heat and humidity don't really seem to be bothering him. He's keeping up a good pace, scanning the area as he does. The jungle sounds are largely unfamiliar to him, and there's a lot of plants and stuff here that he's never seen in person before. Bright flowers that he didn't bother with in the neighborhood, weird shrubs that may or may not have just blinked...

...Michael stops.]


...huh.

[He glances up and down the path, and then snaps a branch off the nearest tree. And chucks it at the weird bush. It snaps at it with large, horrific jaws that seem to sprout out of nowhere.]

Oh! Look at that! [Michael seems surprised and delighted by this! This may change, depending on what the mimicry does when it's finished chewing up that stick.]

ii. yearly review

[Michael's no stranger to psychological torture. He knows Shawn can't really be here, so he's held up under whatever's happening here well enough until now. It's not like he cares about Shawn's opinion anymore anyway. Right? He wasn't even that great a choice; Michael thinks he could give whoever created this a few pointers.

Now, though, things are starting to get physical.]


How the hell - ? [To anyone else, it looks like Michael's being dragged by the arm towards the ocean. He's fighting back against the pulling. He and his foe seem to be fairly evenly matched, even though his dress shoes aren't getting much traction in the sand.] Let go! That isn't even a real retirement, you're just going to drown me. Is that what we're doing now? Waterboarding? Real creative, Shawn.

[He takes a swing.

you wanna watch an old man get into some kind of weird fight with the air]
antepone: (katie-findlay-3247943)

yearly review

[personal profile] antepone 2018-11-15 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ .... ah. She knows what's happening here, and she feels really bad for the guy. When Lance had appeared before her, she'd absolutely thought he was really.

She clears her throat, loudly. ]


... They're not real, whoever you're seeing.
eudaimonikos: (I'm gonna need a boost)

[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2018-11-15 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, yeah. I figured that out from the part where -

[excuse him while he, uh, slaps some invisible hands away]

He wasn't exactly tangible until just now.
antepone: (katie-findlay-3248064)

[personal profile] antepone 2018-11-15 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ She nods. ]

Mine was like that, too. At the very least... it shouldn't be too long until he disappears.
eudaimonikos: (and in the end if I don't)

[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2018-11-15 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Michael steps a little closer, focusing very deliberately on her like he's trying hard to ignore whatever the hell else he's hearing right now.]

Do you know why this is happening?
antepone: (katie-findlay-3247950)

[personal profile] antepone 2018-11-17 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
I think so.

[ She pauses. ]

Back on the islands--not this one, this one is sort of in a realm of its own?--it was because of this dream island that we saw people we missed, people we never got closure with.
eudaimonikos: (moral imperative)

[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2018-11-17 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
...that is so dumb. That has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

[He pauses to listen to his hallucination before continuing.]

See, that's another thing, the real Shawn would also think it was dumb. Pffft, closure... [It's like the concept of it personally offends him.] I don't miss him.

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hellawrath: (all outta fucks)

!!!!!

[personal profile] hellawrath 2018-11-15 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, here's some kind of people? If by 'people' you meant a tall elf absolutely crashing through the underbrush because the prompt said not to. Listen, at first Lup thought she was just on the way back to camp, but when this stupid dream-path refused to resolve into anything familiar, she had to get the lay of the land, right? Land which is mostly trying to eat you, turns out!

So Lup strolls back onto the path, looking like a cat who absolutely did not just spend an indefinite amount of time struggling not to trip over carnivorous roots, which, sidenote? This is so three fucking islands ago.

Also, this random dude's whole situation is pretty wild, but weirder still is the bush with teeth angrily chewing on a stick.]


Oh cool, you found the Fantasy Hannibal Lecter of plants! [Lup doesn't sound very impressed. Lup's been here kind of a long time.]
eudaimonikos: (no exit)

[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2018-11-16 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
No, no, no.

[Michael waves a hand, clearly really willing to just launch into this weird conversation with a total stranger.]

Hannibal Lecter was a cannibal. That's his whole thing. But if I know my carnivorous horrors, this thing hungers for human flesh. Might go animal in a pinch, but either way - not a cannibal. [...] Oh, it's done with the stick.

[...oh, he has human flesh. Maybe it's time to go.]
hellawrath: (unstoppable)

[personal profile] hellawrath 2018-11-17 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
It’s chomping on a branch, my dude, that’s literally-- [she begins, clearly just as willing to take him to vore school in the middle of the jungle even though he’s like, missing her amazing goof by a mile. But then the thing spits out the splinters of its snack in honestly a pretty sick way? And Lup grins.]

Hey, you think it’s up for dessert?

[And her hand catches fire.]
eudaimonikos: (that's guided to you)

[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2018-11-17 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
It didn't eat it! That's like saying dogs are herbivores because you saw one chew on a stick!

[Hey, he is here to argue petty bullshit while a monster works its way towards eating him! At the sight of the fire, though, he grins.]

Who turns down free desserts?
hellawrath: (cool story bro)

[personal profile] hellawrath 2018-11-21 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh hell yeah, that's the correct response to imminent arson in the middle of a forest! Maybe he's not as dumb as his bowtie looks.]

You'd have to be a real shrub, right? [Like, scrub? Get it? Anyway the flames leap from her hand straight to the grasping vines of the thing, setting it on fire far too easily for how juicy it surely is. It hisses and screeches, waving its flaming tentacles all over the dang place. Take a step back, maybe?]
eudaimonikos: (the methods of ethics)

[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2018-11-22 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Woah!

[Michael laughs a little, stepping back far more casually than this situation seems to warrant.]

Yeah, it'd be a real shame to miss out on a hot deal like this. [fucking nerd]

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everylittlesecret: (♪ Oh no)

welcome to the jungle

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2018-11-16 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Nari equally unaffected by the temperature around her, and she's quite impressed this man can survive in a suit. Not the best for hiking, but hey, she can't judge.]

... Think it would burn well or should we feed it something else?

[Because that mimicry is kind of interesting.]
eudaimonikos: (moral agency)

[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2018-11-16 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Probably got a lot of moisture in there...

[Like, it'd burn if you tried hard enough, but is that really the best use of this interesting opportunity?]

What else you got to feed it?
everylittlesecret: (Default)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2018-11-16 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
True. And I don't want to get near it just yet to draw it all out....

[She'd have to touch the thing, and she's not ready to lose a hand.]

Hard boiled eggs, bread, and some jerky. Food wise that's all I have. I got a weird stuffed roomba, too, but it's got explosives in it.
eudaimonikos: (ethics without principles)

[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2018-11-17 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
You say that like it's a downside.

[He'll pat down his own pockets, though...oh, what's this? He pulls a keyring out of his jacket pocket, looks at it, and flings it towards the monster.]

Oh no! I lost my keys! [He seems, uh, delighted by this? The monster snaps at the keyring, jingling it.]
everylittlesecret: (♬♬ Oh won't you come inside my head)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2018-11-17 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I was hoping to save it for something that would be a lot more spectacular to knock down.

[Hey so is she. That draws a laugh out of her as the keys are jingled.]

Hope you don't need those because Boxy over there looks happy to have them. [She's just going to toss a harboiled egg its way.] Have something with nutritional value, buddy.
eudaimonikos: (but I want to make yours come true)

[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2018-11-17 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, they're just for fun. I don't really own a car.

[He just carries around a set of car keys for the hell of it, apparently. Michael sticks his hands in his pockets, content to watch the monster eat a hardboiled egg before returning to its efforts to determine if keys are food.]

What's around here that's fun to knock down?

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ohshitsweetflips: (full goblin)

yearly review

[personal profile] ohshitsweetflips 2018-11-18 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Absolutely 100% Taako wants to watch that shit. Like, it's not accredited by the WWE, it's not something he'd set the fantasy DVR to record, but if he stumbles across a good ep of 'Old Man Ghostfights' it'll defs hold his attention for a good five minutes. Maybe longer if he's got snacks.

Unfortunately, he doesn't have snacks. Leaving him open to gleefully heckle the entertainment aloud.]


Round one, tiger uppercut! No ghosts on the beach! Finish him!
eudaimonikos: (would you give me)

[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2018-11-18 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Michael looks surprised and somewhat baffled by the encouragement, but you know what? He'll take it!]

Yeah! Eat shit, Shawn!

[He laughs and attempts an uppercut. Well, you can't see how the hit landed, exactly, but it's plain to see that this man has never tried to uppercut anybody, ever in his entire life.]
ohshitsweetflips: (you got clowned on for real)

[personal profile] ohshitsweetflips 2018-11-18 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice one, dude!

[Sincere support wasn't exactly his intent, but Taako's gonna roll with it too. He almost feels bad for laughing now? At least the laughter isn't entirely directed at him. Like, 50% tops.]

Hey, what happens if you kill a ghost in a dream? You're wearing a suit, you probably know.

eudaimonikos: (would you give me)

[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2018-11-19 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing, probably. Even if I destroyed his physical body, he'd only become more powerful than you can imagine. Killing a dream ghost won't do anything.

[why is he referencing star wars right now]

It's kinda satisfying, though. I'm having fun!
ohshitsweetflips: (can a bee sting another bee)

[personal profile] ohshitsweetflips 2018-11-25 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Right on!

[And you know what, Taako means that. Guy's staying posi, knows he's in a dream, is down for murder anyway. Good for him.]

He's not gonna become more powerful here though, right? When you kill him? D'you think ghosts are immune to pit traps?
eudaimonikos: (consequences)

[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2018-11-25 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
He does seem to be obeying gravity.

[so like, in theory...]

Do you have a pit trap?

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