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TEST DRIVE MEME ( 020 )

Test Drive Meme #20
Hello, and welcome to LifeAftr! We’re pleased that you’re expressing an interest in the game. Here, you can test the waters, gauge how your character may fare in the world of LifeAftr, and even gain some in-game incentives, if you so choose.

Due to the shortness of the month, both Reserves AND Applications will open on February 17th!

Two important notes:
1. LifeAftr's test drives take place on the island of Mu, which exists apart from the real world and possesses a dream-like quality that characters are innately aware of from the moment they appear on its shores. No need to panic or fret. Dreams are odd things, after all - and anything can happen in them. Why would anyone question where their mind chooses to wander in its sleep?

2. Due to the nature of Mu, threads in our test drive can not only be accepted as thread samples in your application, but can be accepted as game canon as well. In fact, certain choices your character makes in Mu have the potential to bear in-game consequences, largely in the form of test drive reward items.

Hell's Fury Burns the Heart
Back in December, the island of Maati treated travelers to unique Trials, tailored to their own unique sins and vices. Of the seven possible trials for adventurers to undergo, the Trial of the Forgiving, the trial laser-focused to exploit those most predisposed to be wrathful and violent, was among the simplest. Unlike the other trials, there were very few puzzles and mazes. The Trial of the Forgiving was largely, in essence, a trial of temptation.

This Trial takes the shape of a stone-walled spiral, with trial-goers starting at the outermost point and working their way steadily to the exit at the center. The torches lining the hall as it stretches infinitely onward paints the walls with a warm amber tint, giving the entire place a much more welcoming ambiance than will eventually become evident.

Your task is simple: make it to the end in one piece. All you have to do is withstand the constant harassment from the very, very familiar faces that will stalk you throughout the entirety of this gauntlet. Each specter that appears will be one with which you hold a significant grievance - be it a personal antagonist, a long-standing nemesis, a foe you once faced, or even yourself, if your self-hatred runs that deep.
All the while, they'll be doing their utmost to incite you to strike at them. Taunting you, acting out, threatening you or the ones you love; while they cannot physically harm you, they don't necessarily need to, in order to strike a nerve.

They want you to attack them. They want you to lash out. In part because all damage you attempt to deal to them will be rebounded back onto you - and whoever might be accompanying you - instead. A poorly-timed attack or well-placed insult might very well be enough to one-shot you, or your companions, into oblivion.

It's a good thing you have, potentially, innumerable chances. Every time you're struck down, you'll simply reappear at the very start of the Trial...and have to start making your way to the end all over again.

The Weakest Link
Once again, Mu has reformatted one of Maati's Trials for its own purposes. This one is based off of the Trial of the Trusting, which focused on building bonds and connections between its victi - er, between its trial-goers. For those prone to paranoia, distrust, or simply being emotionally closed off, this would be the challenge laid out to them: a sequence of puzzles and traps requiring teamwork and faith in one another, at least in the situational sense.

Fortunately - or, perhaps, unfortunately - things here are going to be a little simpler, though you'll still be waking in a tunnel lined with dark green stone, intermittently lit by the odd, irregularly spaced torch. This Trial will make its intentions quite clear from the beginning, for, you see, you're going to be waking up with a friend.

One that happens to be chained, that is. To you.
A length of about two feet of chain links the cuffs that bind you, one wrist to another, with whatever other unlucky soul has woken up here beside you. No matter what you do to said chain, it remains stubbornly indestructible. Though you could always try breaking your wrists, or severing your hands instead, or...actually, you know what? Why don't you just try to get through the Trial with your new friend, instead? It's probably going to be at least marginally less painful!

The path that is open to the pair of you is fairly linear. Its difficulty largely stems from the back that you'll be traversing it as a permanently linked pair. Obstacles present will always be surmountable as a team - switches and levers that might involve two people to reach, doors that require dual switches or buttons to be held down, puzzles that require passing of information between the both of you to expedite progress, and so on. There's also the matter of the Rarriers - ogre-like creatures of large stature and a territorial nature. Those under the keen gaze of a Rarrier will find them impossible to attack; their front hide is as tough as steel, and attacks tend to simply glance off. Their backs and sides are of a much more vulnerable nature, however. If only you could reach...or get someone else to do it for you.

Assuming you're not both sick of each other by the time you reach the exit, you'll be rewarded with the breaking of the cuffs that connect you, symbolizing that a friendship forged is stronger than any iron! Though, by the end...maybe "friendship" isn't the word we'd use.

Well Met
This place is hot, dry, and arid - but at least it's brightly lit! The peach-colored swell of dunes seems to be limitless, in nearly every direction, with the stretch of sand fading seemingly infinitely into the dark, purple line of the horizon. The sun overhead is relentless and sweltering; if you're the sort of person who needs to self-regulate, temperature wise, you might be in for a bit of a problem the longer you're stuck out here. Could be a rough time.

Fortunately for you, there's water. Very nearby, in fact. It's the only deviation from the sea of sand: a dark, circular blot that looks very, very much like a water well. As the only landmark in the vicinity, it seems at the very least worth checking out, right? The closer you get, the less it seems like it might be a mirage, or some other elaborate ruse. It looks like a perfectly normal, unassuming well.
Which is why, of course, it isn't one at all.

Well mimics are native to the island of Monsun, and they're...well, they're exactly what they sound like. They favor dry, desert-like environments, and hunt by luring travelers and animals alike to the temptingly fresh waters they hold. Mu has been helpful enough to recreate one in vivid detail, just for you.

These creatures are largely tube-shaped animals, buried deep in the sandy earth. They suction fresh water from deep within the earth and hold it in the lowermost parts of themselves. The simple construct that travelers see - the circular, stone shape with the rope and bucket for hauling water - is, in fact, their mouth, carefully adapted to camouflage itself into something that seems perfectly serviceable. Once travelers attempt to grab hold of the rope or bucket, or even the rim of the well itself, they'll discover that the surfaces have all been slicked with a sticky substance that may very well take off a layer of your skin if you attempt to tear away without taking great care.

Once the well mimic has entrapped its prey, the "well" sprouts teeth around its stone rim, lining its rocky gullet all the way to the bottom, as well as a fat red tongue. Rope-like tentacles whip out to seize whatever poor soul has found themselves ensnared. If you don't manage to get free in time, you'll learn just how it feels to be digested over a period of twenty-four hours while your body is broken down into a squishy, delicious mulch for the mimic's consumption.

The best way to kill these creatures is by tricking it into swallowing something lethal - fire, poison, sharp weapons, whatever you have on hand. Well mimics are quite blind and hunt purely by touch, and will seize whatever touches them without any knowledge of what it is. And once it has one victim in hand, it's quite incapable of grabbing hold of another.

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counterblows: (϶ three times for the holy ghost)

ii...........screAMS......

[personal profile] counterblows 2019-03-07 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[So Wash wakes up, and it's to a familiar shape - faceshielding and bright white and domed gold.]

[There's about two seconds where his ability to process shorts out. When it returns it's to the cycling of what feels like every possible emotion under the goddamned sun, a frantic miasma of relief panic guilt dread regret grief terror and when it stops it stops on confusion because there's no way of knowing who's behind the helmet, who he's talking to, who he's currently - ]

[...handcuffed...to...]

[This complicates things. This complicates a situation that's been made fucking complicated by the presence of someone he was so certain he'd never see again but he thought he'd never be seeing C.T. again until he did so this is his fault for not mentally preparing for it.]

[He can only manage the one word, really, and it's honestly more of a wheeze when he issues it.]


...Maine?
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(8

[personal profile] bloodbathing 2019-03-07 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That gold-domed helmet cocks to the side, and for a moment, there's no indication of who's behind it. No telling if the curious motion is born of Maine's reaction to Wash's confusion ... or the Meta's reaction to hearing a name that's no longer their own.

When the moment ends, it's with a nod. Yes, he's Maine. Then the big man gestures to himself — to his body, massive and heavily armored — and the movement needs no verbal translation:

"Obviously."

Who else would he be, Wash? ]
counterblows: (϶ got my degree in the gutter)

that tag came for my soul and im Mad about it

[personal profile] counterblows 2019-03-07 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's trying not to think about it (failing at not thinking about it) - the last time he saw him, really saw him. Not his armor, skinned in turquoise. Not a recollection made manifest, a shape that he couldn't save from drowning because C.T. was right there and she was drowning, had drowned. Not the Meta, and every word he could interpret too well with an ease that was just a few degrees away from how he could read him so effortlessly.]

[It's hard to remember.]

[But the body language is all him. Yeah. Obviously.]

[He's trying not to do something that would sound - unhinged, like laughter, even if that's the bizarre urge that wells up inside him like a fresh cut and he's trying not to lose what is left of the sanity he nominally has.]


You, uh...you just get here?
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[personal profile] bloodbathing 2019-03-08 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Good call on the laughter, Wash. Were Maine to hear it, he might do more than just look curious. He might take steps to ensure that Wash was all right — and that would likely start by trying to remove Wash's helmet (by force if necessary) to get a look at the other man's face.

But Wash manages words and Maine accepts them, halting as they are. He grumbles ambivalently and nods; he's not sure where the hell "here" is, but he knows he just arrived. Can't remember how, but that doesn't seem important at the moment.

What's far more pressing is the chain strung between them. So Maine raises his left wrist — careful not to pull too hard; careful not to risk tugging Wash off-balance — and shakes his hand, letting the links clink against both each other and his armor. ]


Won't break.

[ His voice is deep, rough, and tinged with annoyance, but it's unmistakably his. ]
Edited (MORE WORDS, i apologize for the edits!) 2019-03-08 01:27 (UTC)
counterblows: (϶ and ground me)

FUCK

[personal profile] counterblows 2019-03-08 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[It's uncanny. It doesn't feel like it should be real but it is because it's as real as anything else here is. Dreams, memories, fragments of pieces of copies of things dumped into his head and splintering his sanity and then he's here and he's not panicking. He's gritting his teeth. He's looking down at the chain stretched out between them, eyeballs it.]

[Maybe a foot or so of distance between them.]

[He can still speak. How early is...?]

[Do not look up at him, do not startle, do not signal in any way that this is shocking or surprising or even unnerving, that he can still speak. There's a heaviness wrapped around his throat, like a hand choking him out.]

[He talks around it.]


Don't suppose you found a key anywhere. [Levity, right? What a younger, saner version of him would've once bothered with.]

[Should he be pretending that he's who he was?]
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[personal profile] bloodbathing 2019-03-08 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ At first, it may seem that the act has failed. Maine stills when Wash speaks. Stills like he's heard something wrong, and he's either processing it or debating how to address it. A moment later, however, the big Freelancer starts ... checking compartments of his armor.

Because of course Maine's first instinct was to just break the damn chain. When that failed, he didn't even consider the option of unlocking it. How could a tiny key overcome what his armor-enhanced strength couldn't?

(There's more than one reason Maine never took an interest in picking locks. Lack of patience is one of them; a preference for brute force is another.)

So he sorts through ammo, more ammo, and even more ammo, searching in vain for a key. It might be faster if he used both hands, but he's still keeping his left within comfortable range of Wash. Their difference in height makes this chained-together business unwieldy enough; Maine doesn't want to risk a careless movement throwing his teammate off balance.

When his search yields nothing, Maine turns back to Wash and shakes his head. No key. ]
counterblows: (϶ my starlight)

[personal profile] counterblows 2019-03-08 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Heart stop-starts, makes his mouth go dry. That didn't use to happen. He's mentally rewired himself over a period of years, learned to look at the bulk of someone who used to be a teammate - used to be a friend used to be his best - and code that white-and-gold glaze as an enemy. A threat. The thing that would turn around and gut him alive.]

[Memory is a rope, always a rope, and always too tight. Feels like he's two inches away from himself, six inches, and C.T. is in his mind's eye, the crescent of her teeth: wake the fuck up.]

[He wakes the fuck up.]

[He checks whatever he has on hand. Kabar. A few mags. His sidearm. No battle rifle.]


Great. I guess we're supposed to be stuck together. [Speaks higher, straining not to indicate that any part of him is self-destructing in rewind. Some part of him always is. This isn't so different.]

[The care Maine takes to manage his size and height in comparison to Wash is like a knife in the guts.]


Stuck together, no way out. Well...one way out. Maybe.

[He peers down the dark green hallway, veined stone. Feels familiar. Feels like a Trial.]

[Great.]


Which would be forward.
bloodbathing: +washington (a: 088)

[personal profile] bloodbathing 2019-03-08 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Wash's efforts pay off: Maine notices nothing strange in the other man's voice or body language. Perhaps he might if the light were better, or if there weren't a dreamlike dullness pressing on Maine's senses. Perhaps he would see what he's looking at, and he'd realize that he's never seen that particular style of armor before. Not on Wash; not on anyone. As it stands, all Maine sees is his friend.

"Forward." Right. Maine turns his gaze from Wash to the hall stretched out before them, dark and lit by — fuck, is that fire? The big Freelancer grunts, unimpressed. It's effective, obviously, but it's primitive. Like the corridor is stretching back in time.

Could be a key at the end. Could be bones or little pieces of wood that they have to whittle into a key. That would fit with the whole torch-theme, Maine thinks. Either way, their choices are limited: they can stay surrounded by solid walls — how the fuck did they even get in here...? — or they can go down the hallway.

Put like that, there's really no choice at all.

Looking back to Wash, Maine nods in agreement and indicates with a tip of his head that they should start down the hall.

Another person might find themselves unceremoniously yanked along as Maine just took off. With Wash, however, Maine waits to move. There's no 'taking point' with so little chain between them; they'll have to advance side-by-side. So Maine will match his gait to Wash's and keep his left hand low, striving to keep them both as combat-ready as possible. ]
counterblows: (϶ they say quitters never win)

[personal profile] counterblows 2019-03-08 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's taking care. He's reading Wash's needs and moving in tandem to suit those needs and it's so natural to him that it's impossible to fucking think about without remembering, and he needs to stop remembering remembering is what's killing him.]

[Think of a younger version of him: what would he manage, in this situation? He'd probably not stop talking, not lapse into difficult, uncertain silence. He could fill the quiet with words, hold a conversation that would sound one-sided to anyone else but wasn't, not really.]

[It feels like a sick, dishonest gesture: this purposeful attempt at regression to who he was, as if by emulating a man long-dead he could hold everything in place and keep the march of time from moving forward and that's all he can really ask for, a way to stop and stall the inevitable progression that leads Maine to where he eventually ends up.]


I think there's a good chance we're the most expensive things here. The most advanced, too. [He has to take two steps for every one of Maine's but he manages it. It's like muscle memory. It's like riding a bike. You don't forget you just need to re-remember.]

Everything here seems pretty low-tech.

[Obvious.]

[Like there's not already an elephant in the room. Scratch that - like there's not already a whole mess of them.]


Look, uh. This might sound...weird, but what's the last thing you remember? Of, you know. Before waking up here, I mean.
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[personal profile] bloodbathing 2019-03-08 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Something about the chatter seems odd. Forced in a way that Maine doesn't understand. He casts a glance at Wash from the corner of his eye — a move that requires only a slight turn of his head, thanks to his oversized visor. Maybe this place is freaking Wash out. Maine thinks he'd know if Wash were claustrophobic, but then again, it's not like the Project encourages sharing one's fears.

At the question, Maine hums in thought. Wonders how best to put it. ]


Briefcase.

[ After Team B failed, it had fallen to Maine to retrieve their objective. He'd dropped down onto the hood of the program official's car. Hung on while the man skidded and swerved, then slammed the blade of the Brute Shot through the windshield and into the man's sternum. Wasn't hard to do: that weapon's fucking beautiful. Then he'd plucked the briefcase from the vehicle and been on his way.

"Nice work," Carolina had called it. He'd thanked her. He'd been proud. And then...

Then he'd found himself handcuffed to Wash.

Maine shakes his head, trying to brush aside the strange blankness between "now" and "before." Speaks, instead: ]


Retrieved.

[ That's what he was doing. That's the last thing he remembers; he's sure of it. ]
counterblows: (϶ let's just take off again instead)

[personal profile] counterblows 2019-03-08 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Spiral.]

[The beginning of the end, though of course they hadn't known that the end had started a long time before then, started with the acquisition of an Alpha A.I. and the facilitation of a Beta protocol and a million other variables that he only learned about after the fact.]

[He's not witnessing irony. He's not sure if there's a word for what this is other than dread. Some part of him doesn't protest to this, to be handcuffed to the unit heavy, as if that would be enough to just anchor him in the spot before he takes a full magazine to the throat and gets a burning man downloaded into his brain as if that could ever make up for it.]


Guess this whole mission's gone a little off the rails, huh? [Try for a laugh, a nervous huff, like a rookie who's in over his head and knows it. Like someone who's in power armor a few marks lower than the suit he's currently wearing.]

[Like someone who has no idea what's coming for him, for them both, and that they'll both end up spent shells in one way or another.]
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[personal profile] bloodbathing 2019-03-08 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The deception works. Perhaps Wash's turbulent emotions manifest themselves as a nervous laugh Just Right. Or perhaps it has more to do with Maine failing to recognize when someone is manipulating him.

Maine trusts Wash, after all. Trusts him in a fight; trusts his opinion; trusts in their camaraderie. Why would Wash lie?

(Why would Sigma lie?)

Chalking any oddities up to nerves, Maine hums his agreement. Yeah, it's gone off the rails. Then he moves his left arm closer to Wash with the intention of elbowing him companionably. A brief moment of physical contact offered as reassurance. A silent declaration:

"We've got this."

An irregularity in the dimly lit path ahead marks the first obstacle. ]
counterblows: (϶ it feels like fourteen carats)

[personal profile] counterblows 2019-03-09 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Guilt sits heavy in his guts, but that's not new, where Maine is concerned. Guilt was a slow burn, bile-hot, in a quiet observation about headaches from a distance, in a retroactive realization that somewhere along the way they'd lost a friend and teammate and no one had even noticed the precise moment where he stopped being who he was.]

[So he'll stomach a little more guilt. He can handle it.]

[What's one more weight on his shoulders, right.]

[Don't stiffen, don't panic, don't lose your footing, do not indicate in any way that this kind of camaraderie is unusual or resurrecting memories long dead (as always) or that his instinct to whip around and try and put a knife in the meat of Maine's upper shoulder slams up against his ribcage with the stop-start of his heart (what are you some fucking animal) and he breathes out instead.]

[This tension is normal. They're still figuring out their bearings. It's an unfamiliar situation. Of course they'd be tense. Anyone would be tense.]


Yeah. Yeah, we'll figure it out.

[He squints just ahead, bracing himself for something unpleasant to be in their way.]

[But, no. It's just a pair of depressible buttons set in the floor, stone, spaced apart relatively evenly.]


That's...weird.
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[personal profile] bloodbathing 2019-03-09 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Weird is a good word for it. Maine slows as they approach, not wanting to get too close before they figure out what the stones are. He's far from an expert in stealth, but he doesn't want to set off some primitive sensor. And that's almost what the stones look like: some kind of (very) basic pressure switch.

With his head bowed, Maine examines the switch. Turns to look at the walls alongside it, searching for any sign of tiny holes where darts could fly out. (He's seen plenty of action movies. He knows how this shit works.) Nothing but smooth, dark green stone.

The big man hums in quiet consideration. Then he squats down to look at once of the switches more closely. It's an inherently vulnerable position, putting him off balance and placing his neck in easy range. But he's picked up on nothing but some nervous from Wash; he doesn't feel like he needs to be wary of his teammate. ]


No markings.

[ Nothing to indicate what the switch might do if pressed. ]
counterblows: (϶ before we exchange smoke rings)

[personal profile] counterblows 2019-03-09 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cover him. He does, by rote instinct, shifting back a pace to keep an eye out while Maine studies whatever's on the floor. Not that there's anyone else down here - but it's when you let your guard down that something typically swarms out to floor you, and he's been over the inherent comedic timing of shit going wrong for years now.]

[Still, nothing looms out of the dark to menace them while Maine's attention is on the floor.]


I vote we go around until we - oh.

[His eyes are adjusting to the murk, still, but squinting ahead, it looks as though there's some sort of barrier obstructing their progress. A wall, maybe - or a door that only opens when a certain number of switches are pressed.]

Is that a door or a wall?
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[personal profile] bloodbathing 2019-03-09 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ At Wash's question, Maine looks up to squint ahead as well. His HUD can pick up plenty, but there's only so much it can do with poor visibility. After a moment spent staring, he thinks he can make out a darker line in the stone. A crack in the rock — or maybe the seam of a closed door.

Standing up, Maine looks over his shoulder slightly to address Wash, unsurprised that his teammate fell back to watch his six. ]


Can push.

[ That'd be one way to find out.

(And naturally, Maine's first thought is to shove the obstacle rather than trying to find a trick to open it.) ]
counterblows: (϶ heart beating tonight)

[personal profile] counterblows 2019-03-09 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Somehow, it's not a surprise that he wants to try pushing the damn thing first. Not a surprise, and he's pretty sure it's not going to be as simple as that, but they'd be remiss if they didn't at least try.]

Might as well give it a shot. [Impossible strictures of their current set-up aside, Maine is also a force of nature on the battlefield. The tiny chance that it might be sufficient is a chance he's willing to take.]

[They've nothing to lose from trying, right?]


Don't think of trying to pick up my slack, big guy. [As if Maine wouldn't effectively be moving the entire thing on his own, with or without Wash's nominal help.]
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sinuses have been murdering me, sorry for the wait

[personal profile] bloodbathing 2019-03-11 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The big Freelancer snorts a little laugh, small but genuine, and cocks his head to the side — a teasing gesture that reads, "You're helping?" Then he starts towards the stone door.

Maine's armor isn't as advanced as what his future-self would one day wear. He can't land on the hood of a Warthog and crush it beneath his feet. But it's still power armor. It still enhances his already ridiculous physical strength. He can still slam into a concrete pillar and send it flying with barely a running start.

So he approaches the door with an air of confidence. The sort of cocksure attitude born of never having suffered a crushing blow. (The attitude that would eventually vanish beneath raw fury after he was thrown down and shot nine times in the throat.) He sets gloved hands against the stone, braces himself, and pushes.

... And then he adjusts his hands and feet, puts his body weight into it, and pushes again. ]


...

[ With a grunt of displeasure, Maine shifts to put his shoulder against the damn thing before shoving yet again.

... Yeah, it's not moving. ]
counterblows: (϶ before we exchange smoke rings)

no problem at all! i'll backtag forever tbh

[personal profile] counterblows 2019-03-11 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[This was an easily escaped failure, but it would've been an oversight not to try. Wash throws in alongside his (former) (dead) (buried) teammate, for what little it's worth, bracing his shoulder against the stone barrier to put what little of his upper body strength he can behind the effort to just shift it, even an inch.]

[Nothing. Not even a groan, or the grind of stone on stone.]


Youuuu don't think...

[He glances back at the buttons, then at the barrier.]

I mean, that's got to be what those things are, right?
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[personal profile] bloodbathing 2019-03-13 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Despite the apparent futility of their efforts, Maine is slower to give up. He keeps right on straining against the stone for a long moment, letting Wash's question hang in silence. Then he finally lets out a growl and straightens up, sending a glare the door's way that's apparent even through his visor.

Stupid fucking rock.

Finally relenting, Maine turns to join Wash in looking at the irregularities in the floor. What he'd thought might be primitive pressure switches. And then Maine sighs — "probably" — with an air of resignation. He really would've liked to be able to barrel through the obstacle.

Instead, Maine moves to join Wash in walking back to the buttons. They're too far apart for either Freelancer to hit both at once, but if they stretch their chain a bit, they should each be able to step on one. ]



(( ooc: quick question: do you know if church's player is cool with a maine? church wasn't listed on the last emp ad, so wanted to check to make sure! ))
counterblows: (϶ of my head)

[personal profile] counterblows 2019-03-13 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[[ ooc: i'm pretty sure they are, but i can check since they apped after the ad was posted ❤ ]]

[The more he regards the buttons in conjunction with the wall, the more the entire set-up reads like an intentional one. Too many pieces set in a deliberate positions, and even a rudimentary understanding of video game mechanics suggests what the solution to this entire mess is. It just seems insulting, to put this obstacle in the way and make the solution so deceptively simple, and not even making use of either of their skillsets.]

[But maybe that's the point.]

[He sighs, and maneuvers himself so he's standing on one of the buttons. It depresses down into the ground with a slight rasping click, but there's enough room, barely for them to both push down the buttons at once.]


So this is the stupidest solution I can think of, so it's probably the right one. Right?
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[personal profile] bloodbathing 2019-03-14 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
(( ooc: awesome, tysm! ♥ ))


[ It does indeed seem insulting. They're elite space marines brought to some unknown place through means that Maine can't seem to remember, and all they have to do is push buttons? It can't be that easy. They're Freelancers, dammit.

And yet, it is indeed That Easy.

The moment Maine grumbles and grudgingly steps on the other button, the stone doors slowly scrape open. And Maine, whose physical strength had come to no avail, glares all the more.

"Stupid."

Not said so much as growled, and likely incomprehensible to anyone but Wash. ]
counterblows: (϶ that gets off on being down)

i have received word that church player would be very down for this!!

[personal profile] counterblows 2019-03-14 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Occam's Razor only applies as far as one considers that the simplest solution possible for some might not be the same for others. Standing on a couple of buttons doesn't account for the fact that, if you happen to be a walking juggernaut DPS tank of a Freelancer, just straight up smashing through the object in your way is usually the cheapest, most direct, and simplest solution.]

[Wash would be more inclined to agree with that assessment - that it's a stupidly simple solution, that it's a borderline insulting layout for a test for a couple of specialized weapons ops - if he weren't used to the low-tech version of events that have been achingly characteristic of everything on the damn archipelago.]

[If it's a Trial, what's it testing? He'd venture teamwork. But Maine - from his point of view, from what he last remembers, it would be unthinkable to him that his teammate would be afraid of him, would look at him and think of all the possible ways he nearly took Wash apart.]

[On the border of realization of some kind of dawning realization he doesn't want to have, Wash does what he's best at and shoves the growing knot of dread and understanding into a little box in the corner of his mind, compartmentalizing it down and thrusting it back and back where he can safely ignore it until it has something useful to say.]


I'd say "I can't believe it," but there are a lot of things I shouldn't believe that seem to be happening.

[A low mutter of agreement couched in an unnerved prickle chasing down his spine.]

At least this means we can go forward.
bloodbathing: (a: 033)

great!! i've put in a reserve and will keep an eye open for apps :)

[personal profile] bloodbathing 2019-03-18 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ If he knew more about this place and about the Trials, Maine might guess that it's a test of patience. A test that presents insultingly simple solutions and forces compliance, while any alternative (i.e., hitting things) comes up empty. He'd never guess that it's a test of teamwork and trust. They're teammates and friends; that sort of test would be pointless.

Blissfully unaware of the realization dogging Wash's thoughts, Maine grunts in agreement. This place is indeed pretty fucking unbelievable. Then he steps forward, half-expecting the damn doors to slide shut again the moment he moves. They don't, thankfully, and the two Freelancers can proceed.

It's only then, after they've already passed one test, that Maine speaks up with his own question: ]


Remember arriving?

[ Maine doesn't. Can't remember a thing. For some reason, the gap in his memory doesn't particularly bother him, but he's curious to know if Wash recalls more. ]
counterblows: (϶ they say quitters never win)

👀👀👀👀👀 YOU JUST MADE MY ENTIRE MONTH,

[personal profile] counterblows 2019-03-18 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[The helmet contains his wince but does nothing to hide the way his shoulders tense up slightly in response to one of the many, many questions he never wanted to hear asked. A slow intake of breath, and he tunnels his focus forward, forward, to parsing the looming tunnelspace in front of them, as if that would make him any less hyper-aware of Maine's size and bulk literally about one foot away from.]

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

[His tone is impressively measured, considering how badly it feels it should shake.]

If you're ready to hear something weird, it was actually several months ago. Something like seven, eight months.

😁 💙

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