TEST DRIVE MEME ( 004 )

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Test Drive Meme #4

Hello, and welcome to LifeAftr! We’re pleased that you’re expressing an interest in the game. Here, you can test the waters, gauge how your character may fare in the world of LifeAftr, and even gain some in-game incentives, if you so choose.

Remember that Reserves will open on October 17th and that Applications will open on October 24th!

Two important notes:

1. LifeAftr's test drives take place on the island of Mu, which exists apart from the real world and possesses a dream-like quality that characters are innately aware of from the moment they appear on its shores. No need to panic or fret. Dreams are odd things, after all - and anything can happen in them. Why would anyone question where their mind chooses to wander in its sleep?

2. Due to the nature of Mu, threads in our test drive can not only be accepted as thread samples in your application, but can be accepted as game canon as well. In fact, certain choices your character makes in Mu have the potential to bear in-game consequences, largely in the form of test drive reward items.

Gone Apeshit
The peaceful island upon which you've found yourself is pleasant enough, isn't it? Clear turquoise waters, white sand, verdant copses of trees...it might be a little on the humid side, sure, but what's not to love?

The answer will come in the form of some decidedly simian ululations and howls that will inevitably start echoing through the trees, paired with the occasional loud, firework-like bang of some weapon being fired. The beach itself is safe, or as safe as beaches can possibly be, but setting foot into the jungle proper will prompt immediate, firepower-based retaliation from the group of monkeys that have elected to live there.
That's right: monkeys. Monkeys wielding rudimentary technology, no less, the most prominent example of such being the cannon-like, primitive firearms that shoot coconuts at interlopers. While their precision is not excellent, a direct or indirect hit can cause incredibly serious injury. Sure, you could opt to stay on the sidelines...but without any resources on hand, your only remaining solution is to either risk starvation or exposure, or to confront the gun-toting monkeys directly.

A pity Jumpman isn't here, huh?

Motherclucker
Congratulations! After who knows however long you might have spent exploring this strange new land - be it hours or eons or days or mere minutes - you've finally stumbled across some resources that may be viable! You've encountered a flock of bludroc, their nests brimming with speckled eggs that would surely taste delicious sucked raw or fried on a stone.

Unfortunately, this is a rather vast flock of the creatures, and they do not part with their offspring easily. While they lend themselves easily to domestication, these bludroc are quite wild, and quite unwilling to be beset upon by complete strangers. So if you encroach upon their territory, beware...for you may find yourself set upon by an abundance of pecking, flapping, screeching, colorful creatures.

Tick Tock
Mu's world is a curious one, no doubt. Its creatures often bear a strange resemblance to those in the world of LifeAftr proper, but some fauna can be found on no other landscape, in no other context, besides the dreamlike dips and peaks that only Mu can emulate.

One of those creatures is the clockroach.

Today, they seem strangely intent on flocking around those who have crossed into the lands of Mu for the first time; the uninitiated of LifeAftr. Their shapes are indistinct, to start with, but the click-whisper of rustling, mothlike wings almost sounds like your name, being uttered over and over...and over...and over...

They have a curious look to start with, make no mistake. But the longer you look, the more those forms start to solidify into a shadow to mirror your own, devoid of color or feature, but unmistakably resembling your general shape. While their edges are softly blurred and out of focus, their forms rapidly begin to solidify the more you interact with them. Speaking to them, touching them, even acknowledging them by looking their way, failing to ignore them utterly, will gradually start to bring them into greater clarity and focus. They do not speak. They merely follow - a shadow of your very own, unattached and allowed sentience.
Once they're solid enough to touch, you'll begin to hear a sound. A low, repetitive tick-tick of a timepiece, moving ever closer to some unseen deadline with terrifying regularity. It starts quietly, at first, but begins to grow louder, louder, until it drowns out all else.

The apparition may soothe and speak all it likes, but the artificial dread worming in your heart refuses to be shucked away. Everything else is a shadow hostile, a creature mistrusted. The fog is a tripwire that will surely trap you; that person approaching from over that hill? Doubtless here to kill you, and see that your invisible clock winds to an end.

But that dark storm boiling in the shadow behind you? Surely that has nothing to do with it...

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Lili | Tekken

[platinumgrace]

Apeshit

[Well this is certainly no fun at all. At first she had intended to knock some sense into these gun toting monkeys and move on with her exploring, but Lili could never have expected there to be so many of them. A barrage of coconuts flies her way, and no amount of sidestepping and flips can get her out of this unscathed.

One coconut hits her dead on the arm, ripping her clothing as the white of her sleeve begins turning red from where the coconut broke her skin. Lili ends up ducking behind a tree, gripping her arm tight as she tries to find a way out of this... Oh?

With a sudden, almost commanding voice she calls out to whoever she sees through the trees and bushes. Hopefully she's loud enough over the sound of coconuts and monkeys.]

Hello there! It seems I'm in a bit of a predicament. Would you care to assist me in putting these mean creatures in their place?

[Or, you know, medical attention would be great too. But right now her mind is focused on wanting to beat the living hell out of these monkeys. If only she could get close enough without more coconuts flying at her.]

Tick Tock

[Lili stands on the beach, stock still. She tried ignoring them at first, how they suddenly appeared and kept repeating the sound of her name over and over. She ended up landing a savage kick into the midst of the clockroaches, but that only helped things along.

Now she's keeping to herself, away from anyone who might approach. After all, she's going to die on this island isn't she? Never to see her father or Sebastian again. But of course the big thing on her mind, that gnaws at her even through the sound of ticking and growing feeling of dread...]

It's too bad I'll never have another chance to face you, Asuka Kazama. Surely it would be a match to remember.

[She sighs, completely oblivious now to her shadow twisting and rippling violently behind her as she stares out at the ocean.]

Apeshit

[esper_magic]

[ Terra had hoped never to see another monkey for the rest of her life. Unfortunately whoever fulfilled wishes like that was sleeping on the job - the flash of pink and red amidst the trees came to a pause when she heard someone calling out. She'd almost missed that there was someone else in need of help, and without hesitating, she cleared a set of bushes to hurry over towards Lili's side, ducking a projectile coconut. ]

Are you hurt? [ Pardon her while she takes cover behind a tree, with two or three of those nasty monkeys ook-ook-eeking in their own dirty monkey language. Probably contemplating how tasty Lili would be in a pot with veggies. Or maybe roasted over a fire. Mmm, barbeque. ]

[platinumgrace]

[Oh no, no eating today thank you. The only thing being eaten today will be her fists when she gives these monkeys a knuckle sandwich.

She looks Terra up and down with a smile, if slightly strained due to the pain in her arm. Lili lifts her hand away, allowing Terra to take a glance at where the coconut slammed into her.]

So it would seem. Never would I have thought I would have to dodge a coconut before. Well, c'est la vie. [More importantly though-] I suppose our monkey friends will have to settle for a kick to the jaw rather than a punch with me like this.

[Of course how she's going to beat up a monkey is more important than her arm. Plus it doesn't look at though Terra has anything on her which could help anyway, at least from what she can tell anyway.]

[esper_magic]

[ But they're hungry Lili! Look at those gross hairy bodies that are anything but scrawny. Clearly they are in desperate need of more food, and clearly the two ladies that were in discussion were prime meat -- er, the perfect vic-.. er, GUESTS, yes, guests to dinner. ]

I can understand that sentiment. Not long ago a friend and I were kidnapped by those creatures and trapped in cages. They tried to shoot as us with those coconut guns as well.

[ She doesn't think to ask first, but Terra holds a hand just over the injury without touching, a light shining from her palm as she invokes a simple Cure spell. Unfortunately she doesn't know any of the stronger ones -- yet -- but it might be enough to get some mobility back in Lili's arm at least. And Terra could always cast it again if necessary. ]

Is that better? [ She didn't think those monkeys were going to be polite enough to let them stay in cover and chat at leisure - two of them were already starting to fan out, apparently intending on circling around the two women with TimAllen-esque grunts. ]

[platinumgrace]

So you're already well acquainted. How wonderful that you've already dealt with them once before.

[Her tone makes it clear its anything but wonderful. She has no patience when it comes to kidnappers. She's been kidnapped before, and it certainly wasn't an experience to write home about. Fun though, in its own way.

She watches curiously as Terra works her magic, lifting her arm and rolling her shoulder a couple of times to see how it feels.]

That's... I'd say it's good as new! Thank you ever so much for... Your help. [Whatever that help was. In all the strange combatants she's faced never has she come across anything like magic.] Anyway, we must be off. It looks as though they are already making a move. Shall I handle the one on our right, you the left, hm? If you are able to of course.

[Though she's asking, Lili has already straightened herself up and brushed her clothing down, ready to fight one of the monkeys.]

[esper_magic]

I.. wouldn't really go so far as to say that it was wonderful... [ She's... ...still bad about taking things literally. In any case, when Lili confirms that the healing did its job, she smiled, relieved. ]

Oh, good. [ It was such a relief to run into people who didn't look at her strangely for using magic. Turning to look towards the monkeys as they grunted their way towards the two girls, Terra unsheathed her sword, nodding seriously to the other woman. ]

I can do it, yes. Watch out for their guns.

[ Though Lili's familiar with them by more than a bit now. That said, Terra darted forward, dodging the first volley from the guns. Startled by the quick movement, the monkeys lope forward, the one approaching Lili, making a few short monkeyesque noises. Too bad they didn't have translators, or they'd be hearing the monkey recite a bunch of To Cook Man recipes while his companion screeches angrily on monkese to pay attention. ]

[platinumgrace]

[... She'll just let Terra get away with taking what she said seriously there. There are far more important things to see to anyway.]

I'll be careful, don't you worry. Please watch yourself as well though. It would not do if the monkeys tried to break you.

[Lili sidesteps elegantly to avoid the coconut fire, her advance on the monkey more a dance than a walk with all the twirls and spins she's pulling off. Sadly she has no time to ponder what the monkey might be screeching at her. She's far too busy lifting her leg up high so she can slam her foot down hard on the monkey's head.

And oh. The screeching it makes then.] You all really do need to quieten down! [One liner out the way, Lili spins her body and flicks out with another kick, knocking the monkey back into the nearest tree. Hard. It won't be getting up from that anytime soon.]

[esper_magic]

[ Probably for the best. Terra didn't have much time to watch Lili in her fight against the monkeys, but she could certainly hear it. ]

I will.

[ Go Lili go~! The monkey she targeted was not impressed with her grace and elegance, the cad, and he's about to aim another shot at her when he gets a boot to the head. And the rest of him, screeching in surprise and pain, oh da pain, mudder, mudder it hoits, AAAh, the stars he's seeing are little Lili's kicking his ass up and down the jungle, he is effectively the laughing stock of the monkey community! And yeah, he is making QUITE the racket, his arms covering his head - which leaves his chest very open for the follow up kick, sending him sailing into that tree, splintering it from the force of impact. OW. Yep now those little Lili's spinning about his head are all laughing at him. LAUGHING.

But there WERE three monkeys, and hopefully Lili is a very observant lady because that third one is gonna try to sneak up from behind and lunge at her. THY MEAT IS MINE, HOOMAN.

Terra, meanwhile, unfortunately can't call out a warning, though there are flashes of fire bursting into the air at the same time of the sound of a coconut being fired - followed by the high pitched screaming of a monkey on fire. And the smell. Oh dear mercy lord the SMELL those things never wash themselves. Hopefully that isn't very distracting for you - sorry Lili! ]